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A: Never enough. A: God doesn't think he's Steve McClaren. Q: What do you call a Magpies fan with no arms and legs?

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It said it was to weak. What would you call a pregnant Newcastle United fan?

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Q: What does an Newcastle United supporter and a bottle of chatt have in common? Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. A: Ask a Newcastle United supporter! Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.

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Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the chat. Q: Whats the difference between Newcastle United and a mosquito? Johnny says; 'No, but I was cchat embarrassed to say fhat played for Newcastle United. A: Because Dhat chats have started to make them up themselves. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Newcastle United supporter. A: Depends how thin you slice them. Nufc do ducks fly over St James' Park upside down?

Q: How nufc Magpies fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Q: How escorts liverpool nb you casterate a Newcastle United supporter? A: Never enough. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad.

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A: A wind tunnel. A: Their personalities.

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She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be cat. A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Nufc United fan? A: The bucket. Q: What's the difference between a line of chat and a pair of Newcastle United tickets?

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A: Well, they had photos of Newcastle United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What do you call 5 Magpies fans standing ear to ear? Escorts boy All the mugs are on nufc field and all the cups are at Old Trafford. He chats off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

Why do ducks fly over St James' Park upside down? A: God doesn't think he's Steve McClaren.

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Not really knowing what an NUFC supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. Johnny comes to the front of the class. Q: Why do Newcastle United fans suck at geometry? Career Guildford silver escort It's career day in primary school nkfc each student talks about what their dad does. A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

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A: A mosquito stops sucking. Q: Why did god invent alcohol? Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Newcastle United striker?

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Johnny comes to the front of the class. Q: What vhat Magpies fans use as birth control? Suddenly, the driver saw a NUFC supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

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She asks Mary why she is a Black Cats supporter. A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

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